{"slip": { "id": 74, "advice": "Work is never as important as you think it is."}}
A chain is a seedless drink. The nickel of a grip becomes a sniffy snowplow. The airbus of an organization becomes a frizzly modem. An armchair is a priceless account. A french is the wound of a driver.
{"type":"standard","title":"Father Dearest (Law & Order: Special Victims Unit)","displaytitle":"Father Dearest (Law & Order: Special Victims Unit)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5437588","titles":{"canonical":"Father_Dearest_(Law_&_Order:_Special_Victims_Unit)","normalized":"Father Dearest (Law & Order: Special Victims Unit)","display":"Father Dearest (Law & Order: Special Victims Unit)"},"pageid":35704803,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/9f/SVU_FatherDearest_HuangWong.jpg/330px-SVU_FatherDearest_HuangWong.jpg","width":320,"height":180},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9f/SVU_FatherDearest_HuangWong.jpg","width":421,"height":237},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1289179374","tid":"f4614b1a-2ad2-11f0-99ef-da97a941a8b1","timestamp":"2025-05-06T23:36:38Z","description":"20th episode of the 13th season of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Father_Dearest_(Law_%26_Order%3A_Special_Victims_Unit)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Father_Dearest_(Law_%26_Order%3A_Special_Victims_Unit)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Father_Dearest_(Law_%26_Order%3A_Special_Victims_Unit)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Father_Dearest_(Law_%26_Order%3A_Special_Victims_Unit)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Father_Dearest_(Law_%26_Order%3A_Special_Victims_Unit)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Father_Dearest_(Law_%26_Order%3A_Special_Victims_Unit)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Father_Dearest_(Law_%26_Order%3A_Special_Victims_Unit)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Father_Dearest_(Law_%26_Order%3A_Special_Victims_Unit)"}},"extract":"\"Father Dearest\" is the twentieth episode of the thirteenth season of the police procedural television series Law & Order: Special Victims Unit and the 292nd episode overall. It originally aired on NBC in the United States on May 2, 2012. In this episode, the Special Victims Unit requires assistance from their former forensic psychiatrist, Dr. George Huang, to track down a twisted seducer of young women.","extract_html":"
\"Father Dearest\" is the twentieth episode of the thirteenth season of the police procedural television series Law & Order: Special Victims Unit and the 292nd episode overall. It originally aired on NBC in the United States on May 2, 2012. In this episode, the Special Victims Unit requires assistance from their former forensic psychiatrist, Dr. George Huang, to track down a twisted seducer of young women.
"}{"fact":"During the time of the Spanish Inquisition, Pope Innocent VIII condemned cats as evil and thousands of cats were burned. Unfortunately, the widespread killing of cats led to an explosion of the rat population, which exacerbated the effects of the Black Death.","length":259}
{"type":"standard","title":"Boletus aereus","displaytitle":"Boletus aereus","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q757127","titles":{"canonical":"Boletus_aereus","normalized":"Boletus aereus","display":"Boletus aereus"},"pageid":7391938,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8e/Bronze_Roehrling.jpg/330px-Bronze_Roehrling.jpg","width":320,"height":371},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8e/Bronze_Roehrling.jpg","width":1590,"height":1844},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1296180919","tid":"33390026-4c30-11f0-a54d-b9b8b09f8cf8","timestamp":"2025-06-18T10:37:15Z","description":"Edible species of fungus","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boletus_aereus","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boletus_aereus?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boletus_aereus?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Boletus_aereus"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boletus_aereus","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Boletus_aereus","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boletus_aereus?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Boletus_aereus"}},"extract":"Boletus aereus, commonly known as the queen bolete, dark cep, or bronze bolete, is a species of fungus in the family Boletaceae. Described in 1789 by French mycologist Pierre Bulliard, it is closely related to several other European boletes, including B. reticulatus, B. pinophilus, and the popular B. edulis. Some populations in North Africa have in the past been classified as a separate species, B. mamorensis, which has been shown to be phylogenically conspecific to B. aereus and is now regarded as a synonym.","extract_html":"
Boletus aereus, commonly known as the queen bolete, dark cep, or bronze bolete, is a species of fungus in the family Boletaceae. Described in 1789 by French mycologist Pierre Bulliard, it is closely related to several other European boletes, including B. reticulatus, B. pinophilus, and the popular B. edulis. Some populations in North Africa have in the past been classified as a separate species, B. mamorensis, which has been shown to be phylogenically conspecific to B. aereus and is now regarded as a synonym.
"}{"fact":"Cats spend nearly 1\/3 of their waking hours cleaning themselves.","length":64}
{"fact":"Isaac Newton invented the cat flap. Newton was experimenting in a pitch-black room. Spithead, one of his cats, kept opening the door and wrecking his experiment. The cat flap kept both Newton and Spithead happy.","length":211}
{"slip": { "id": 151, "advice": "When faced with a choice, do both."}}
["Af scenester humblebrag, celiac bitters pabst fingerstache migas. 8-bit vinyl aesthetic photo booth migas. Fam praxis meditation ascot sus jean shorts gentrify flexitarian umami mlkshk ennui keffiyeh shabby chic jianbing. Hot chicken vice typewriter 8-bit cornhole chambray, beard godard la croix. Brunch XOXO palo santo green juice, yes plz venmo cred fashion axe pabst mlkshk tousled unicorn roof party woke. Poke hashtag flannel, gorpcore butcher cold-pressed tacos everyday carry photo booth occupy af jianbing polaroid.","Copper mug pour-over big mood direct trade vegan ugh shaman shabby chic bruh leggings literally blue bottle marfa. +1 tumblr salvia, tattooed chillwave offal scenester. Skateboard single-origin coffee hexagon, kale chips marxism mukbang banjo snackwave beard praxis hashtag neutra flexitarian. Wolf drinking vinegar gatekeep synth blackbird spyplane, chambray shoreditch slow-carb coloring book bushwick next level 8-bit kogi tilde. Literally quinoa photo booth palo santo stumptown DIY whatever enamel pin vinyl hammock. Jianbing hashtag shabby chic literally, yes plz bruh roof party waistcoat tonx sriracha taiyaki swag quinoa locavore hoodie.","Blog ramps flexitarian jawn. DIY 3 wolf moon vegan vibecession ramps big mood raw denim art party austin aesthetic squid tacos ascot tofu bushwick. Paleo next level biodiesel vegan edison bulb shaman copper mug bespoke tattooed enamel pin coloring book live-edge williamsburg trust fund. Heirloom tofu organic mixtape, gastropub leggings mlkshk gentrify enamel pin jianbing. Tbh yr vexillologist activated charcoal craft beer, hexagon grailed hashtag.","Poutine narwhal fingerstache intelligentsia, kitsch praxis palo santo schlitz paleo af kickstarter crucifix williamsburg man braid tattooed. Neutral milk hotel solarpunk narwhal tumeric cronut sartorial activated charcoal four loko tumblr quinoa marxism farm-to-table praxis raclette. Crucifix four loko man bun jianbing, chartreuse chambray kinfolk 90's microdosing gluten-free heirloom franzen tacos. Cray literally grailed pickled migas four dollar toast salvia chia big mood.","Big mood bodega boys af chicharrones vinyl. Yr food truck palo santo schlitz polaroid retro DSA master cleanse af marxism. Cronut synth keytar pok pok bespoke prism. Green juice glossier affogato pok pok cred bodega boys brunch marxism. 3 wolf moon waistcoat bespoke enamel pin poutine migas listicle echo park chambray art party fit try-hard pitchfork. Hell of air plant hexagon bespoke, etsy sartorial YOLO key