{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
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Thomas Frederick Cole is a retired major general in the United States Army who served as Deputy Commanding General of Sixth United States Army from 1984 to 1988. He was commissioned upon graduation from the United States Military Academy in 1952.
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{"slip": { "id": 215, "advice": "Once you find a really good friend don't do anything that could mess up your friendship."}}
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